October 01, 2004

...to you

I hate the 'Happy Birthday' song. And I don't mean that I dislike it like I dislike people who slurp their coffee or use double negatives, but I seriously hate it. What song is sung with more of a ferocious apathy? No one likes it, they just choke it out at office functions over a slightly melted ice cream cake.
It doesn't show how much we like the person we're singing it for, especially if their name doesn't have exactly two syllables. It's just this song that we all know and we all are forced to sing. Enough is enough. Create your own brand new birthday song. Teach your friends and family. Start a trend. At least before my next birthday...


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